Magic

I can do magic, at least according to my children. However, some of my powers are more suited to adults.

Here is an example. Bears and worms have very little in common, but my powers allow me to turn them into virtually the exact same thing. I use the power of one single magic word...


GUMMY!

February 29th

Today is Leap Day. Happy Leap Day everyone. Please take advantage of the time to jump over something.

I hate Leap Day. I don't get paid for Leap Day. It's a free day of work for me. Anyone who gets paid a salary should dislike Leap Day. Your annual salary doesn't go up a smidge every four years. But you're still at work all day long. Remember this while you're busy goofing off at work today. Today was a freebie anyway.

Musing

Why do two slot toasters direct you to use a particular slot when only toasting one piece of bread? Both wires still get hot. Both holder/popper things slide down. Why only one side?

And why is it that even though I don't believe the label on the toaster, I've never tried putting the bread in the other slot, just to see if it would work?

I must be a follower.